Mar. 19th, 2010

Mitchell )

Feb. 28th, 2010

I'm gonna miss the Olympics. They're always so exciting. What am I gonna do with all the extra time on my hands?

Feb. 15th, 2010

Mitchell )

Feb. 10th, 2010

I've got a purse full of Spongebob and Wall-E valentines. They're sweet and awesome and made me cry a little bit. I've also got a cellphone full of X-rated bootycalls I'm not sure what to do with. I just know they're not very sweet or awesome.

Feb. 3rd, 2010

Ended my night with a sprained ankle. Go fucking figure.

Pete )

Jan. 30th, 2010

Pete )

I've been watching the Home Shopping Network for hours. They're showing some fragrance sticks now. I don't know what blackberry grape smells like, but I'm two seconds from buying it.

Dec. 25th, 2009

Spent the day with a friend and her husband but she kicked me out once all the eggnog was gone so she could get laid. In the spirit of Christmas, I didn't even make a dirty joke on the way out. Now I'm drinking more festive alcohol and watching Disney movies. I love the holidays.

Mitchell )

Dec. 20th, 2009

I . . . can't decide what to do with my night off. Club? Bar? Girl? Boy? All of the above? Usually making decisions isn't this hard. I guess I could always flip a coin.

Dec. 16th, 2009

This is the first night I've spent at home in almost a week. I can't even remember what I did last night, but I think I lost my favorite pair of shoes. Not my finest moment.

Dec. 10th, 2009

Adam )

Almost the weekend. No plans yet but I'm sure something fun will come up and I plan on taking complete advantage of it.

Aug. 3rd, 2009